My Associates

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❇ Lil Picc ❇

Meet Lil Picc. Internationally famous mumble rapper by day, internationally infamous assassin by night. He's a bouncy boi that loves to eat and smell smells. Some of his favorite smells include: fresh laundry, gardenias, earwax, and pie of any sort. Although his element is water he generally dislikes bathing, preferring instead to cook up and enjoy some funky scents of his own. If you ever happen to see him in person, as highly unlikely as it may be, it is strongly advised that you give him a wash. A nice bath will do as long as it is not too hot (he is sensitive). There are some things in life a frog must learn the hard way.
*This is an artist's rendition of Lil Picc. No actual images exist of him.

❇ Darneejal ❇

Darneejal is a very large black shape. When he is motionless, which is most of the time, he is a pure black rectangle with a boxy head from which no light can escape. When he is happy or preparing to leave he will dance (as shown in the animation to the right). I am sometimes able to see what looks like open space in the middle of Darneejal but this is not very common. He exclusively appears at the foot of my bed, at night, when my bed is located somewhere other than a bedroom. For example, Darneejal had made many appearances when I lived in a studio apartment with no dedicated bedroom space. He has also visited during FloorMattress™ nights though less frequently. He often brings his three marbles to show me. They are each about the size of a grapefruit and one is green, one is blue, and one is orange. Darneejal is not scary and is mostly happy to hang out, show me his marbles, and dance. Dance on, Darneejal.

❇ Milton ❇

"Hi!" says Milton. At least, that's what I think he's saying. Milton communicates by hovering in the corner of a room with his head smooshed into the ceiling as tight as it can go. He drips television static down his flowy bottom half and he stares at me and tells me all about his travels. You see, Milton lives in modes of transportation. His favorites include: trains, canoes, and human calves. He travels for extended periods of time. His latest trip has lasted seven years so far! To be honest, Milton freaks me out sometimes. I don't think he takes offense to it, in fact I think he rather enjoys giving me a fright every now and again. Once you can get past his creepiness Milton is quite charming. One time he brought me a speck of dirt as a souvenir from one of his trips. He didn't tell me where it came from, but he was so excited to gift it to